Welcome to my existence. Toddlers are a exceptional and relentless form of wacked.
Your two-yr-old requested for the blue cup… and you gave them the blue cup? You foolish, naive fool. They did not actually want the blue cup. They wanted the green cup. No hold out, the pink cup. Or no cup. Actually, their drinking water bottle. Not the orange a person, the pink one. Oh hold out, they’ll consume the rest of your can of Perrier, thank you incredibly substantially. Yah, which is it. *mind explodes*
Toddlers are a wacky bunch, unburdened by prevalent courtesy, emotional restraint, rational wondering and the like. They want what they want when they want it, no matter whether it’s a mouth comprehensive of bathwater or a security bathroom plunger. But they are also the most hilarious minimal creatures in the entire world. Cue the memes! We’ve rounded up the most LOL and eerily accurate depictions of toddlerdom. Enjoy.
Also so. a lot. urine.
She had a berry great evening.
Not gonna lie, was not the ideal weekend.
Shit, which is a new one particular.
No disgrace + stolen cellular phone = potty coaching digicam roll party
Mail coffee and prayers. (Credit history: @thequestionablemom)
This is why we pressure-consume ’til 2 a.m. (By @thedad.father)
Why are they like this?!
Toddlers constantly bring the drama.
Wait around until eventually you hear mommy’s Sunday evening grunts. (By @spritch29)
Really do not neglect the stickers. So many stickers. In all places.
Is there a PhD for mess-making?
That last bit of havoc I wreaked was specially exhausting.
Who understood so numerous fights would be about sticks?!
And from that working day forth, they knew all the things about all the things.
Smaller but terrifying.
Tonight’s the evening!
Shout out to all the mother and father preparing to consider their toddler to a cafe tonight hoping this time will be unique.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 25, 2022
I’m a monster.
Oh, and a minor wine if you are so inclined.
Below will come the flood.
If I can’t see you there’s no way you can see me.
Not so speedy.
As usually, your trash is your toddler’s treasure. (Credit score: @winecheezits)
They actually do get in the way of your programs, really don’t they.
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