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Printable Christmas knock knock jokes

50+ Christmas Knock Knock Jokes (with FREE printable jokes!)

Jokes are one of the best ways to celebrate holidays with your kids! These Christmas Knock Knock Jokes are silly and cheesy, but they’ll bring a smile to everyone’s face!

These are all clean jokes so they are family-friendly. They include Santa jokes and Snow jokes that are perfect for this time of year.

If you’re looking for even more jokes, check out our Christmas Jokes for kids and our favorite Elf Jokes!

Scroll down to get printable joke cards that you can use with your Elf on the Shelf, lunch box notes, or a fun joke of the day tradition with your family!

Printable Christmas knock knock jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy canes hanging on the tree.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Ginger bread man.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again.

Holiday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open gifts until Christmas Day.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Christmas Eve.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and let me in.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa and Christmas cookies.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antarctica is at the South Pole.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elephant likes peanuts for Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer last night instead of snowed.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited for Christmas!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. How about you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule know when you answer the door.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for Christmas presents.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho.
Ho who?
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole me when Santa’s on his way.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Claus.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa letter to the North Pole.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa card to my grandma for Christmas.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Snow Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody knows.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow sledding today. There’s not enough snow.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s at the door.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.

Printable Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Be sure to download your FREE Christmas knock knock jokes printable. You can print these jokes to share with your kids. They work great as lunchbox notes in the month of December. You can also use them for advent calendars!

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This printable has two pages of different knock knock jokes. You can print them on paper or cardstock and then cut them apart. You’ll have a total of 24 jokes which makes it great for counting down to Christmas day!